Craigslist Ad Of The Day - If You Ever Wanted To Get In On Some Cock Play With A Chris Berman Look-A-Like You're In For A Treat

(Craigslist) – Safe, very discrete, married, nice looking white road warrior from out of town looking for a safe well hung fellow married executive type for mutual j/o and oral play (no anal stuff or kissing – just good cock play). Am 6′, 230, 53, with a thick 6.5 and big balls, Some say I look a bit like Chirs Berman of ESPN. Again — looking for fellow married. Some times I like a little chat and share pix about our wives but not necessary if not into that. I can play tonight after 10pm but prefer Thursday from 6am till 1pm. Appreciate a self-pix with response. I will check for mail off and on today but won’t be able to spend much time responding till I get to the hotel around 10pm. Hosting at my hotel room MSP Airport Marriott near IKEA.

Is it possible to get too many replies from a Craigslist ad? Can your inbox just break? Is that a thing? Because this guy has the definition of “the goods.” Top to bottom, flawless sale. Who wants to come jerkoff while staring at a Chris Berman look-a-like while he jerks off and stares at you? Um, sold! Only thing I’m leery about is the pillow talk chat and sharing pictures of our wives. Don’t make this gay, bro. Just a little mutual masturbation amongst some sweaty bears, don’t bring feelings into it.

PS – “prefer to play Thursday from 6 AM til 1 PM.” If you’re setting your alarm to go jerkoff to a Chris Berman look-a-like in a hotel room, then you need to take a good look in the mirror.