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Goalie For the SPHL's Columbus Cottonmouths Does the Best Dance Rendition of the Wobble of All Time

 

During the 2nd intermission of the Columbus Cottonmouths SPHL hockey game on March 15, 2014 a video was shown of goalie Andrew Loewen teaching “The Wobble”. Just before the teams returned to the ice to start the 3rd period Loewen (who was the backup as Shannon Szabados made her pro debut) decided to show off his Wobble skills with the dance team.
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Looks like he came to play hockey and get his dance on, and he’s allll out of hockey. There’s crushing a dance, and then there’s crushing a dance. And he crushed this dance. I suppose that’s what happens when your team signs the chick goalie from Team Canada. You say fuck it, I’m going to do the Wobble and then have a 5some with the cheerleaders. Respect the heart, love the move.

Can you say foreshadowing?

 

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PS: Besides far right chick and maybe the girl in the front row, those are definitely SPHL cheerleaders. Definitely.