Welcome back for another week of Barstool Sports Dogs. This is my favorite blog because I'm the one who writes it. Duh.
In other news, special thanks to my good friends Miller Lite for making this blog happen. I love you guys so much for so many reasons. First, my scarf is fire flames hot. I was up in so much ass at the dog park wearing it earlier today. Thank you for that.
Second, Miller Lite is delicious. Sometimes after the Cub post game shows, Carl would "fall asleep" and I'd get to taste some of that sweet nectar he calls Great Tasting Less Filling and let me tell you something guys. It's delicious. Utterly delicious.
Third and most important, the boys are doing some events this time of the year and will have tons of dog merch to hand out. If you like my scarf, send your owner to one of the parties to get some swaggy swag.
- Friday December 6th, 8PM - Miller Lite Ugly Sweater Party, Homeslice Chicago, 938 W Webster Ave, Chicago, IL 60614
- Thursday December 12th, 8PM - Miller Lite Ugly Sweater Party, She-nannigans, 16 W Division St, Chicago, IL 60610
- Sunday December 15th, 12PM - Miller Lite Bears Watch Party, Buffalo Wild Wings in Lombard, 207 E Roosevelt. Lombard, IL 60555
- Friday December 20th, 7PM - Red Line Radio Live: 2020 Recap Live Podcast, Santa Baby Bar, 3505 N Clark St, Chicago, IL 60657
Tell em Scottie Puppen sent you for a little extra heyhowyadoin.
MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIENDS: