I respect the hell out of this.
Joe Burrow has the ultimate opportunity to live the dream right now. Can you imagine the DMs he's getting right now from absolute smokeshows? His DMs probably look like the Playboy Mansion. Instead of diving headfirst into those, he's focused 100% on this season. He doesn't need a phone.
You know how much Coach O must love this shit? If it were up to him, he'd take away every single one of his players phones. He'd lock them up in the LSU football facility and have them do nothing but practice, watch film, lift weights, and eat gumbo: