Metaphysical Megan Likes To Tan Her Butthole For Energy Reasons!
Of all the captions Ive seen on the internet, this might be the most bizarre.
☀️Perineum Sunning PART 2☀️
????I was recently interviewed for an article on this, so I thought I’d share more:
Perineum sunning is an ancient Taoist practice that originated in the Far East. In Taoism, the perenium or Hui Yin is called the “Gate of Life and Death.” This is a gateway where energy enters & exits the body.
I first learned about perineum sunning through my studies of Taoism and Tantric practices. Mantak Chia speaks about this in his work, as does my friend @ra_of_earth .
????The benefits of perineum sunning include: ????
•It brings in prana or solar energy from the sun into the organs within the body which strengthens the organs. ????
•Perineum sunning prevents against the leakage of chi or life force energy from the body. This in turn sustains health & longevity of the physical body.
•Increases creativity and creative output.
•Aids in a healthy libido & balanced sexual energy.
•30 seconds of sunlight on the perineum is equivalent to being in the sun all day with your clothes on.
•It regulates the circadian rhythm and promotes deeper sleep.
•Grounds and connects you to the Earth.
•Increases your personal magnetism and amplifies the auric field.
•Better focus & mental stimulation.
•Regulates hormone function in the sex organs. ⚡️
????My experience with perineum sunning has been profound. I have been practicing this for a few months now. I start my day with 5 minutes of perineum sunning & feel energized for hours. I no longer rely on coffee for energy to start my day because I am getting my energy from the sun. I also am experiencing better sleep and require less sleep due to boost of overall energy. •
????I would highly recommend this to anyone who is seeking optimal health & wellness and to those looking to connect with their sexual energy in a balanced way. •
????The main advice I have that this practice is meant to be done in the time of 30 seconds to 5 minutes MAX in the sun. ????
•‼️‼️THE INTENTION OF THIS IS NOT TO TAN YOUR BUTTHOLE‼️‼️
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Sunscreen is not required & all you really need is 30 seconds of sun exposure. The ideal hours of the day to do this are between 7-9 am.
#ButtholeSunning #SexualHealing #TaoistPractices
So, you're telling me all I need is 30 seconds of butthole sun exposure to have a better day? That honestly seems doable. I have a table by my Big Green Egg and I just might give it a go after I finish recording my podcast.
"Hey Chaps. You seem like you're in a great mood today. What gives?"
"Well, I lifted my cheeks high in the sky and got a solid 45 seconds deep inside my ass. It was wonderful. I feel like the brightness in my rectum is shinning through my mouth and my mind."
"That's pretty weird, dude."
"Dont knock it until you try it, homie. Lets get you outta those jeans and get the butthole pointed at the sun!"
"Please dont remove my jeans, Chaps."
"Haha fine. You can keep them around your ankles."
If sunning your hole wasn't enough, Megan also gives some tips about altering your DNA which is pretty cool if you're into shit that makes you a fucking weirdo who exposes her butthole to the sun.