TSG – A female high school student who was having sex in the back of a Pennsylvania school bus allegedly struck another pupil in the testicles after the younger onlooker “began to laugh and chuckle” when she “expelled wind” during the lewd performance, according to police. The bizarre incident occurred last Friday around 3 PM. The female student, who recently turned 18, was cited for harassment by Trooper Brad Jordan, whose initial report used less than 60 words to provide a memorable description of the encounter between the young woman and the 13-year-old victim. “Both the victim and the accused were riding school bus,” wrote Jordan, who quickly turbocharged the narrative by adding, “The accused expelled wind from the vulva during coitus while at the back of the bus.” It appears that Trooper Jordan relied on the Urban Dictionary for a more artful definition of “queef.” After the audible wind expulsion, the boy “began to laugh and chuckled at the accused for her actions,” reported Jordan. That is when she allegedly “approached the victim and elbowed him in the testicles. Accused was cited for harassment.”
Nothing more embarrassing for a chick than pussy farts – even for the biggest of sluts who get pounded in front of 13 year-olds on a school bus. Queefs McGee was cool with burying her face in a bookbag while having a dick buried in her for all to see. Probably wouldn’t have minded if the kid watching started beating off or plugged her open end. Laughing at her “expelling wind from the vulva during coitus” though is offensive as fuck. Still, a good way for the young dude to learn a lesson. It cost him a Bones Jones elbow to the bag, but at least it didn’t ruin his own pipe-laying session. I don’t care if you’re 13, 23, 33, 43…if you’re hammering away & your girl’s queefing like a metronome, you’re lying if you don’t think it’s a little funny. You just gotta know to let her shift or do whatever she’s gotta do without even cracking a stifled smirk. Acknowledging the pussy farts in any way is a one-way ticket to Blue Ballsville. The poor dude she undoubtedly stopped fucking can confirm that.