Did You Know That Cats Have Human Dicks For Tails?

This is one of the more horrifying revelations I have ever had in my life. I've never been a cat guy primarily because 9/10 of them are total dickheads. Now my prejudice has been given an even better reason to hate these rats. I mean, LOOK AT THIS THING.

It looks like the world's worlds worst cock. The type of cock you see in terrible euro amateur porn when you're trying to change things up. YUCK! I'm all for shaved pussies but this thing can get lost. 

Dick lookin' like Snuffaluffagus

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