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With friends like the kids who sent in this email, who needs enemies?

 

 

Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.

 

Today’s Contestant

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Reader Email

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This is our friend Alec, or more commonly known as “fat Soucy”. He is that kid that is constantly shit on for his awkward ways. He has a sick infatuation with video games. The kid’s wardrobe contains at most three shirts, a pair of crusty sweatpants, and an obnoxiously nauseating green London Knights Sweatshirt (from which he obtained the nickname “the chunky greenbean”). Despite his all around herb attitude, Fat Soucy isn’t THAT bad. Maybe, just maybe, a new wardrobe is just what this fuck needs. A little confidence boost to encourage some growth in the groinular region. Be a hero and help get him laid.
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