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Reader Email

This is our friend Alec, or more commonly known as “fat Soucy”. He is that kid that is constantly shit on for his awkward ways. He has a sick infatuation with video games. The kid’s wardrobe contains at most three shirts, a pair of crusty sweatpants, and an obnoxiously nauseating green London Knights Sweatshirt (from which he obtained the nickname “the chunky greenbean”). Despite his all around herb attitude, Fat Soucy isn’t THAT bad. Maybe, just maybe, a new wardrobe is just what this fuck needs. A little confidence boost to encourage some growth in the groinular region. Be a hero and help get him laid.
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