Shout Out To This Kid Who Predicted Yasmani Grandal Would Be Playing For The Southsiders Last Summer

Goddamnit Yasmani!  Look at those glutes:

Those are the glutes of an All Star back stop.  Not some journeyman that the washed up has been Mike North would lead you to believe:

How in the hell is this guy paid to talk about sports?  Grandal’s A1 defensively, a power hitting middle of the order bat who walks at a 14%+ rate.  FOH North you idiot.  Please take your opinions and shove them up your ass.

Oh, and though I LOVE McCann, look at his splits from last year:

Not good!  A .408 1st half BABIP will bite ya in the ass every goddamn time.  #RegressionToTheMean

Okay that’s about it on Grandal for now, at least until the next signing.  One more time before the weekend:

White Sox Offseason Needs:

1A: left handed power bat/ catcher – check
1B: SP2 – Wheeler up next?

2: RF/DH: Castellanos?  Martinez trade?
3: SP4-5: Alex Wood? Tanner Roark?
4. Relief pitching: Betances?

Great start to the offseason.  Was shooting the shit with one Sox player a few weeks back and he said, “we’re sick of losing and ready to start popping bottles.” – from your mouth to our ears.  Let’s keep it rolling