HUGE FUCKING NEWS TO KICK OFF YOUR THURSDAY MORNING OR AFTERNOON OR WHATEVER FUCKING TIME ZONE YOU’RE IN!!!
This is goddamn Christmas in November
This is fucking INCREDIBLE. It’s still November, MLB free agency moves at a notoriously slow pace, and *BOOM* the White Sox just signed one of the very best catchers in baseball to a HUGE deal. This is incredible and checks multiple boxes:
– left handed (switch hitting) power bat
– High OBP guy (career ~14% walk rate)
– high end receiver/framer
– 5 win player
Blah fucking blah. He’s a STUD. That’s all there is to it.
Jerry Reinsdorf, Kenny Williams and Rick Hahn are NOT fucking around. This is the first of many. Next up they’re going to target a free agent TOR pitcher (ZACH WHEELER THE TABLE IS YOURS (insert eyeball emoji)), a RF, and some pen depth.
PS – if you are on this list you are NOT allowed to celebrate this signing:
I’ll have a more comprehensive breakdown of Grandal, roster construction and other shit later on but until then LET’S FUCKING COOK