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Hardo Frolics With Alligators and Feeds Them Marshmallows Directly From His Mouth


Ohhhhh real cool guy.  We’re all super impressed.  Just causally froiclikcing around with two alligators in the water and tongue kissing them via marshmallows.  Get a room.  For a minute there I thought some Barry White music was going to fade in and we were gonna see this guy start pile driving a gator.  Mother fucking Southerners doing what they do best.  Getting weirdly close and borderline sexual with swamp monsters.  People ay Iowa is weird, it’s a whole different world down there.

PS- I’m not saying I’d let an alligator eat a marshmallow directly from my mouth, but I’m not saying I wouldn’t either.