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Ex-NFL Cheerleader/ Sex Scandal Teacher Legend Awarded $338K Because TheDirty Said She Gangbanged the Bengals

Success: Ex-Bengals cheerleader and teacher Sarah Jones won her defamation trial against a website which claimed she had sex with every football player on the team

Side by side: Jones was supported by her former student during her trial for having sex with him while he was underage

DMA gossip website and its operator was found to have defamed a former Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader and ordered to pay her $338,000 in damages today. A jury of eight women and two men found that the 2009 posts on website thedirty.com about Sarah Jones were substantially false at federal court in Covington, Kentucky on Thursday. They also found website operator Nik Richie acted with malice or reckless disregard in posting anonymous submissions on his Arizona-based site. One of the posts alleged Jones had sex with every Bengals player, and the other said she probably had two sexually transmitted diseases… The posts were unrelated to the former high school teacher’s guilty plea last year to having sex with an underage ex-student. [Attorney David] Gingras told jurors that lies Jones acknowledged she told involving her relationship with the teen were relevant to her credibility.

As much as I’m afraid of the chilling effect this ruling might have on the entire Slut Gossip industry, I have to admire Sarah Jones’ game.  She is absolutely the best in the business.  It takes no small amount of grit and balls to stand before a jury and say, “Yes, I am a Sex Scandal Teacher legend.  I did in fact bang my 17 year old student, lie about it for months then I walked into court holding hands with the kid and confessed to the whole thing. I am that kind of slut.  But I’m not the kind of slut that lets the Cincinnati Bengals run train on me” and get them to buy it.  Not only buy it, but put $338,000 in your pocket for your troubles.  That’s the kind of God-given Sex Teacher talent you cannot teach.  Now the only thing that would make this story complete is if Sarah were to cash the check, lay the bills out on floor of the Bengals’ locker room and gangbang the entire roster on top of it.  Whatever kind of slut you are, Sarah, you’re my kind of slut. @JerryThornton1