Lose to Bar Refaeli in a straight natural beauty contest? No problem. Go back to what was working: acting slutty. Shake that ass all over the place to The Thong Song and jiggle your friend’s fat titties all over the open sea. Bring your smoking hot friend from the first video along for good measure. Perfect comeback. Stick with that, Paulina. Throw the fastball until they prove they can hit it.