No Good, Deceitful, Dishonorable Baby Caught Red-Handed Trying To Cheat At Skee-Ball

What a loser that baby is man. Grow up dude. Hey pal, just because everybody thinks you’re cute and adorable doesn’t mean you get to cheat at skee-ball. The rules are the same for everybody regardless of age, sex, race or religion. Just because that baby can’t handle it’s own bodily fluids doesn’t mean he gets to dunk the ball like LeBron while playing skee-ball. Play by the rules or don’t play at all. It’s this kind of coddling that breeds future Houston Astros players.

For real though, imagine having kids. What a disastrous decision that is. I know lots of people have them and they say love being a parent (lie) and it changes their life for the better (bigger lie) and blah blah blah but guess when the last time was that I had to crawl up inside a skee-ball game to pull down a little human? Never. Not once have I ever had to do that. If those are the types of moments I’m missing out on as I lay naked in my bed eating a pint of ice cream and watching Parks and Rec then so be it. Thanos was right.

PS- The dad simply laughing and filming and not helping the whole time was good stuff.