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Céline Dion Showed Up To A Gay Bar Last Night To Do Karaoke Of Her Own Songs

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My expectations are high, Céline. You’re going to have to do better than that if you want me to sing your praises. At least when Adele and Jennifer Lawrence showed up they were drunk. You came in stone sober looking like Jeffree Star.

What happened to It’s All Coming Back To Me Now? That would’ve crushed. So would the song from Titanic. Consider this performance your mulligan. Next time you show up to church you better bring the fucking heat. That or play some musical drinks.

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