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Someone Running for Governor In Virginia Wants To Ban Oral And Anal Sex

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(Source)Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli, the GOP’s nominee for governor, filed an appeal on Tuesday asking the Supreme Court to revive the state’s law banning oral and anal sex. In a statement, Cuccinelli claimed that the law, which the US Court of Appeals for the 4th Circuit ruled unconstitutional earlier this year, is “an important tool that prosecutors use to put child molesters in jail.”

 

This guy is running a worse campaign than Pres did for mayor. Putting on a performance in how to not get elected. Banning oral and anal sex? Those are the best parts of sex dude (by sex I mean when I watch porn). That’s the exciting stuff. Everything else is monotony. I can’t imagine how boring Ken Cuccinelli’s sex life is. The very definition of missionary then bed. I’ve always said that I can’t trust a guy who doesn’t like beer but I’m gonna have to add “guys who don’t like blowjobs to the list.” Weird as hell. Just come out and be gay bro. It’s the 21st century, DOMA is dead, nobody cares.