Huffington Post- A South Florida man was arrested Sunday after he allegedly sent racy photos to a Marco Island police officer. Paul Arnold Kirleis, 30, contacted police to report a suspicious vehicle. An officer responded to Kirleis on his department-issued phone, according to the Naples News. Shortly after the conversation, the officer began receiving messages on his phone from Kirleis’ number. Those texts were followed up by a photo of a man in a thong and a picture of a man who looked like Kirleis bent over and looking back at the camera while naked. Other texts, including one of a man dressed in lingerie, followed. The sixth message that the officer received said, “Sooo,” according to reports. Police made contact with Kirleis, who said he remembered calling about the suspicious vehicle, but not much else. He said he’d been intoxicated.
Big day for sexting. BIG day. First we had the doctor who was firing off texts to hunnies during surgeries (which you may or may not have seen. We thoroughly covered it on this site) and now we’ve got a guy texting pictures of himself in a thong to a female police officer who he had called to report a suspicious vehicle. This is clearly a case of a guy who got liquored up, got come courage and finally decided “What the hell, I’ll text that lady cop. She seemed cool.” and then having it backfire in his face completely after she reported it and it went public. We’re in the trust tree, right guys? We’ve known each other for a few months now. Well I’m here to tell you I hate any and all drunk texting stories I read about because if you’re a red blooded American male who likes to tip back few on the weekends, you’ve sent drunk text messages. Don’t even try to deny it. You have, I have and every one you know has. It’s part of our generation (yes, this how I justify it). Maybe we’re not out there sending pictures of ourselves in thongs to girls (and if you are, no judgement, trust tree) but we’re sending some form of drunk texts. Out of all of these texts that made me cringe there was one that did it in particular. It wasn’t the one of him in a thong or the one where he’s naked, it was the one that simply read “Sooooo”. That one hurt the most because I’ve been that guy and probably will continue to be that guy. Fucking alcohol.
PS- Nothing worse than waking up after a fucking rager of a night and being afraid of your phone. Just completely and utterly afraid of it. It might as well have AIDS smeared across screen it’s so terrifying. Some times I’d rather put a 12 gauge in my mouth than check my texts the morning after a night of hardcore boozing.