China's Hottest Mom Competition Is Impossible To Judge

Daily Mail – As if motherhood wasn’t stressful enough, a competition has been launched in China to find the ‘hottest mum.’  Dozens of photos of potential winners were sent into Weibo after the search started. But some of the mothers look so similar to their daughters it is difficult to tell them apart and instead they look like sisters. Some of the mothers are seen in ‘natural shots’  posing with their daughters as they walk along the street or dine out in a cafe. But some of them are more contrived and look as they though have been taken in a professional studio. It is not clear what the prize is yet or whether the title of ‘hottest mum’ is enough for potential winners.

I got nothin. Absolutely nothin. I could not pick out which one is the mother and which one is the daughter. Not for $586 million dollars could I tell you who’s who. Gun to my head, life on the line, I’d just be like “Sorry, don’t know.” I mean you’re trying to tell me that somewhere in this picture:

is a fucking mother? Nobody looks over the age of 11 in this photograph. And all the rest of them just look like Geishas I fantasize about getting a hand job from in a massage parlor. All Asians are ageless and they all lookalike so this is literally a lost cause but here are my choices: