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Kodak Black Sentenced To Four Years In Federal Prison For Being The Dumbest Human Alive

Source - Today (Nov. 13), a Miami federal judge sentenced rapper Kodak Black to 46 months in prison on weapons charges. According to the Miami Herald,“  the state asked for 46 to 57 months, while Black’s lawyers had pushed for 37 to 44 months or less.

The 22-year-old rapper pleaded guilty in August to lying on a background form when he purchased handguns back in January. Kodak lied again in March when he attempted to buy more guns. He also ran into trouble during his stint behind bars while awaiting sentencing. During the court hearing, prosecutors revealed that Black had beat up a prison guard.

Before his sentence was handed down, Kodak accepted responsibility for his crimes. “I’m sorry for the actions that led me for where I’m standing,” said the artist, who grew up in Pompano Beach’s Golden Acres housing development. “I do take full responsibility for my mishap.”

What a shame. A high profile twenty-two year old millionaire hundred-thousandaire with all the opportunity in the world lied on a gun application knowing full well he wasn’t able to legally possess firearms and got busted. You truly do hate to see it.

You know, it never ceases to amaze me how fucking stupid some people can be. I mean what did he think was going to happen? Honestly. Did he think they weren’t going to follow up on his application? He’s a convicted felon who looks like Sideshow Bob.

If there’s one application they’re following up on it’s his. I understand that he’s stupid, but even stupid people know enough to have their friend buy the gun. Good riddance. If I was the judge I’d have given him twice the time just for being such a moron. I know some people in the music community will cry foul and those people are idiots. Kodak black isn’t a good dude.

Black allegedly got into an altercation with a prison guard since being in jail.  According to reports, prosecutors said Kodak was under the influence of an unknown substance when he assaulted an officer, beating him in the face and groin so badly that the guard ended up in the hospital with a hernia.

The judge ultimately decided that the violent dispute couldn’t be factored into the sentence Kodak was to be given.

Kodak also has other pending criminal cases. One involves the 2016 alleged sexual assault of an adult aged high-school female in Florence, South Carolina. Another involves drugs and guns and that were found in Kodak’s car as he and his entourage crossed into Canada for a show last April.

He’s a lost cause who’s famous for sampling a Geto Boys song. Smell ya lata, dude. Have fun “Calling Shots From The Box.’