Memo To All 5-15 Year Olds...Kaia Crawford Is Going To Be The "It" Girl Of Your Generation And Their Ain't Shit You Can Do About It
Editors Note - I wrote this blog 2 days ago. I didn’t think it was time sensitive. I thought I could post it whenever I needed a filler blog. After all what other type of lunatic would blog about how hot a fucking 12 year old is. Well I’ll tell you who would. KFC. Fucking perv. Now I got to post this right now so Stoolies don’t jump down my throat when I posted this in 2 days from now. We got 5 lead editors. Two of them thought blogging about how pretty a 10 year old was necessary. I don’t know what that says about the Stool.
This is the first time I’ve ever seen Cindy Crawford’s daughter. Now before everybody calls me a pedophile and shit let me say this loud and clear. I’m not saying she’s hot right now. I’m just saying in 7-10 years this chick is going to run the internet and probably the universe. Like Cindy Crawford is top 5 hottest chicks of the past 100 years. It’s not even debatable. She re-invented what it means to be a Supermodel and it appears she’s created a super model super child to follow in her footsteps. The only and I mean the only thing that could prevent her rise to power is if the Kardashian’s whack her which I would say has a 30% chance of happening.
PS – I know everybody is gonna call me a pervert for this blog. Fuckk that noise. If you can’t tell that this girl is prettier than the average human than you’re a pervert.