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Please Don’t Slander Me On The Bathroom Walls At Eastern Illinois University

so there I am last night minding my own business. Getting loaded. Having fun at eastern throwing a watch party with Ed when our intern tells me I’ve been slandered. Or Libeled. Whichever one is in writing, that’s my wrong.

well fuck that and all the gutless, dickless cowards that think I’m above simple name calling. I’m not and you can lick my sack for thinking otherwise. Pussies. You don’t want a war with me over effective 1st amendment exercise. I will kill you.