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So Selena Gomez Is Supposedly Hooking Up With This Thing? BAHAAHAHAH!


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US Weekly – Justin Bieber may find this hard to believe. His on-off love Selena Gomez, 20, has moved on — with British singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran, 22, two sources tells Us Weekly.”They are hooking up!” says one insider. The person responsible for the romantic introduction over Memorial Day Weekend: Gomez’s close pal Taylor Swift, currently touring with Sheeran.The attraction for Gomez, per a second source, is the U.K.-native’s maturity versus her 19-year-old ex’s: “She got sick of having to take care of Justin like he was her child. This is a nice escape from the drama.”With a source telling Us that Gomez and Bieber “are totally done … not even hooking up anymore,” the single-status starlet is having fun with Sheeran.”They are friends with an open mind,” another insider reveals. “He’s sensitive and sweet and a lot deeper than Justin.”

There are three things I know for a fact in life. It will get light in the morning. It will get dark at night. And there is no fucking way in hell this ginger is hooking up with Selena Gomez. I’m not saying I’m 99.9% sure. I’m 1 bazillion percent sure. How do I know? Umm I’m alive. I have a pulse. I’m not brain dead. I mean look at them. Selena leaks sex. Can’t even walk down the street without sex dripping off her body. Meanwhile this other kid is flat disgusting. I’m talking will literally invert a chick’s pussy type gross. This isn’t the movies. Beauty and the Beast only exists in fairytales not the real world. Chicks like Selena Gomez get throttled by rockstars like Justin Bieber. They don’t date band geek gingers. Best case scenario she calls him when she’s PMS’ing to complain about boys and he calls that dating.