Does This Look Like The Face Of A Chick Who Broke Into Her Husband's Mistress' House Through The Doggy Door, Threw Condoms Everywhere, And Vandalized The Place With Lipstick?


Daily Mail - A Texas doctor has been accused of breaking into the home of her husband’s alleged mistress, scrawling ‘wh***’ and ‘homewrecker’ in lipstick on her bathroom mirror and littering her staircase with condoms. Angela Siler-Fisher also allegedly phoned the unidentified woman, another doctor, threatening to ‘beat her’ and then proceeded to send her 25 text messages over the next 16 hours, including one with a photo of her bedroom. The 42-year-old mother, who reportedly forcibly entered the property through the doggy door, is charged with criminal trespass and harassment in the apparently ‘out of character’ outburst that occurred Sunday. According to ABC News, the alleged mistress received a phone call from Siler-Fisher’s radiologist husband, Brandon Fisher, 43, warning her that his furious wife was on her way.  The apparent victim left her home with her children before Siler-Fisher arrived. Video surveillance cameras reportedly captured the irate doctor entering and leaving the two-story house, which is in an upscale Houston neighborhood. Siler-Fisher is the medical director at Ben Taub Hospital’s Emergency Center and is also a professor at Baylor College of Medicine.  ‘She’s probably the most sane person in this neighborhood that I know,’ he said. ‘She’s an extraordinary doctor from what I know, great wife and mother. She’s a great woman.’ Pancheri added: ‘Most people’s reaction would be a lot bigger than that one. I thought the other woman got off easy.’ Siler-Ficher has since posted bond. A spokesman for Bayor College said in a statement: ‘We understand that this is a private matter for Dr. Fisher and does not impact her work at Baylor College of Medicine.’ 

Always a little weird when you see a person with a really important job who turns out to be batshit crazy right? Like when you see a story about a stripper breaking in to somone’s house through the doggy dog, scribbling “WHORE” all over the walls in lipstick, and throwing condoms all over the steps, you just kinda nod your head like “Well yea that makes sense.” When its the medical director at an Emergency Center and she’s threatening to beat up homewrecking whores, thats when shit gets a little dicey. I want my doctor to be the biggest fucking nerd square out there. I don’t want some lunatic chick operating on me when I know she’s really thinking about where and when she can find her husband’s mistress and beat the fuck out of her. All territorial over her dick and stuff. She’s like Tara from Sons of Anarchy beating up hookers and doing all sorts of illegal shit.

No thanks. Any maniac who can squeeze through a doggy door with a 36 pack of condoms graffitiing mirrors like some bitch version of fucking Banksy will not be in charge of my life. I’ll head down to the free clinic or whatever the fuck Obamacare covers these days.