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Caroline Wozniacki Does NOT Skip Ab Day

Caroline, my sweet, you are the envy of my people. I’ve been trying to get your body for the past five years and instead I look like Christian Bale in The Machinist. 

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I’ve always wondered how people actually get abs and I’m pretty sure it’s just diet, which is why I don’t have them. For example, last night I ate an entire apple pie for dessert then washed it down with a pack of M&M’s. I can’t do that if I want abs. I wasn’t even high either, I was just bored. After that I watched ‘Boy Erased‘ and got emotional, but that’s neither here not there. Caroline clearly pays attention to her health and it’s paid off for her professionally.

To date, she has won 30 singles titles including a Grand Slam title, a WTA Finals title, three Premier Mandatory titles and three Premier 5 titles. She was the winner of the 2018 Australian Open and the 2017 WTA Finals, and the runner-up at the 2009 US Open, the 2010 WTA Tour Championships, and the 2014 US Open. Wozniacki was first ranked world No. 1 by the WTAon October 11, 2010. 

I was going to mention when her next match was, but I don’t feel like doing the research so you’re going to have to look it up on you own. Anyway, congrats to Caroline on all the success. Wishing you nothing but the best!