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Bieber's New Car Is The Official Douchebag Mobile

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Here’s what I’m ready to admit about Justin Bieber: we’re on the outs. Taking a break from each other. I’ve thought long and hard about this announcement, scared to admit that my devotion has wavered, but it’s time. Driving a cheetah print Audi is the straw that broke the tweener’s back. At this point we’re basically high school sweethearts. It’s hard for me to let him go because I remember all the great times we had, but all the signs are pointing to this lovefest being over. He’s changed. I keep trying to take him back, even though all my friends tell me he’s no good for me, and it’s just not working. I was fooling myself scribbling JF + JB 4eva in all my binders. It’s over.