Are You Kidding Me With Edward Snowden's Girlfriend?















Business Insider - The glamorous dancer girlfriend of NSA whistle-blower Edward Snowden has revealed her devastation at his decision to go on the run without her. Lindsay Mills, 28, who described her boyfriend as “E” and her “man of mystery”, said: “My world has opened and closed all at once. Leaving me lost at sea without a compass.” Writing on her blog, she said: “As I type this on my tear-streaked keyboard I’m reflecting on all the faces that have graced my path. The ones I laughed with. The ones I’ve held. The one I’ve grown to love the most. And the ones I never got to bid adieu. But sometimes life doesn’t afford proper goodbyes.”She added: “At the moment all I can feel is alone. And for the first time in my life I feel strong enough to be on my own. Though I never imagined my hand would be so forced.” Over the past few years Miss Mills has also posted many scantily clad photographs of herself and videos of her performing. The blog is titled “Adventures of a world-traveling, pole-dancing super hero.”


What in the fuck is going on around here? Edward Snowden’s girlfriend is a smokeshow? That makes NO sense. None whatsoever. I mean look at the guy. He’s a squid. Seriously nothing about this story makes any sense to me. Like I heard yesterday 850,000 people had access to the same intel that Snowden did? Hey bro that’s not a secret.   You’re not exposing anything. You’re an entry level hack. Seriously I don’t even know what we’re talking about here anymore. Who gives a fuck about this guy? And why is this chick dating him? Spotting onions eating dimes.