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Olivia Culpo On Instagram Reminding People That She's The Most Beautiful Woman On The Planet

Here I am on a nice Tuesday morning in Chicago. Minding my own business. Trying to pass the time and ignore thoughts about Chicago sports by scrolling through instagram and there goes Olivia Culpo giving people heart attacks. Posing for Sports Illustrated swimsuit. The once great destination for horny 6th graders which has now been replaced by endless amounts of internet porn. Olivia Culpo might singlehandedly bring it back because you just can’t find heat like this anywhere else in the history of mankind. Unbeaten. Untied. Untouchable. The goat

The Bears could’ve drafted her boyfriend in 2017 instead of Mitch Trubisky. Just saying .