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John Collins Suspended for Being Dumbass, Taking Steroids

I mean, come on. Really?

All offseason I listened to everyone talk about what a fun season it would be for the Hawks with a great young core lead by Collins and Trae Young. And just two weeks in, Young has already suffered an ankle injury and now this. What the hell does John Collins need growth hormone for? He's 6'9" and has already been dominating the NBA. What a dumb thing to do. Can't wait to see Alex Len and Damian Jones out there doing their best.

STAY OFF THE DRUGS, KIDS.

The 2019-20 Atlanta Hawks season has hereby been canceled on November 5. We'll see y'all next year.