Miss Iowa Didn't Win Last Night But Let's Stare At A Bunch Of Her Pictures Anyway

ROBBED.  What a joke that was last night.  Carlyn was the hottest one left out of the final group and she still didn’t win.  How is that right?  And for people saying Miss Nevada was hotter, you shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.  You people are blind.  Miss Iowa mops the floor with Miss Nevada in the looks department.  Carlyn has a strong Jaclyn Swedberg thing going on and it’s too legit to quit.  Was her answer to the narcissism question a little flat?  Yes but she wasn’t wrong.  Social media is turning all of us into narcissist monsters.  That’s a tough question when just the round before she advanced because of social media voting.  Whatevs.  None of that should matter.  Carlyn was the hottest one up there and we all know that’s the only thing people care about when watching Miss USA.  To not give her the crown was a slap in the face to every viewer across this great land.  Not to mention the judges must’ve have forgotten that 2014 is the Year of Iowa and we’re running shit now.  Get a clue.

PS- Despite her loss last night, I’m still open to Carlyn and I becoming Iowa’s power couple.  Let me know.

Double PS- Ask me if I care that she’s from Illinois, I don’t.  Honorary Iowan.

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