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ATTENTION: A NOTE OF ADVISEMENT FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES REGARDING MICHAEL ESPOSITO

I am simply following the orders and directions of the President of the United States. To the clients and administration officials, you have been so advised that the President DOES NOT like you using his name on buildings, companies, or whatever heretofore. 

If I see you using his name, I will report you directly to my immediate supervisor who, for blogging purposes, is KMarko and for radio and podcasting is Dave. That's not to say that KMarko doesnt occassionally advise me on podcasting or radio stuff but, for the most part, I talk to Dave Portnoy when I have an issue in one of those two realms. That being said, I will probably report it to Dave and Kmarko should something arise with the buildings, companies, or whatever. I just like to have all my eyes crossed and my teas sugared. 

Carry on. 

PS: I feel that "best friends" shit so much. Ive said that so many people are my best friend that it's kinda lost all meaning. 

"Oh yeah. He's my best friend, man. He's awesome."

"What's his name?"

"Oh. I dont remember. I just remember petting him at the ball park. Chocolate labs are the best."

PSS. Kinda dopely inclusive for President Trump to include all presidents... even President Garfield. Nobody liked that fat dumb bitch. That's probably why he got shot.

Wait a minute. 

Last note. I have no idea what these tweets are about and it's my promise to the reader that I will never seek out that information.