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Wake Up With The 2004 Chicago Bears Getting Their Fucking Doors Blown Off By The Dallas Cowboys (FULL GAME)

I remember this game like it was yesterday. Thanksgiving '04 at my Aunt Nancy's in Orland Park. Jonathan Quinn threw 86 yards on 10-of-21 with 2 picks and 4 sacks against no touchdowns. RW McQuarters had a pick 6 to make it 7-7 at half and that's where it stayed until Vinny Testaverde relieved Drew Henson in the 2nd half. Think about that for a second: it took Vinny Testaverde off the bench to break a 7-7 deadlock even though this game was literally never close. 7-7 into the 4th quarter and NO ONE thought the Bears would win. 21-7 might as well have been 21,000-7. 

We wake up with this game because it's objectively the worst offensive football game played by the Chicago Bears since the turn of the century. A game that allowed Chat Hutchinson to start the next 5 and one that bears remembering at times like this: The 2019 Bears are absolute total shit, but they could be much worse. 

Which reminds me: 

The 2004 Bears played 16 games, amassing 150+ passing yards just 5 times. Over 200+ yards twice. And over 250+ yards NEVER. 

Eat your heart out