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The LaDainian Tomlinson Arby's Steakhouse Commercial Was Not A Dream

Last night, I was watching Sunday Night Football when I saw those 30 seconds of pure magic pop up on my television screen. I wasn’t sure what I witnessed at first. We moved the clocks back, it was dark for like 12 hours; it was just a long day, so I thought maybe I was hallucinating?

But nope. LaDainian Tomlinson is opening a pop-up Arby’s Steakhouse for one day in Midtown Manhattan.

Go to the website to take in all its glory.

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My personal favorite highlights from the website are the jersey that just says “Football” and the artsy picture of a plastic spoon.

The commercial was great. The website might be even better. But the best of all? Call the number (1-833-99-ARBYS) for an unforgettable experience where you can leave a message for LaDainian Tomlinson, hear him describe the garlic butter steak sandwich “using heavy football jargon,” hear his recommended soda pairing for both sandwiches, and more.

Unfortunately, it’s not a real steakhouse, and the pop-up shop will only be open Thursday. I’m sure this is just some viral stunt trying to steal shine away from Popeye’s, but it’s pure genius and I think I have to go Thursday for this once in a lifetime experience.

Also, this will be stuck in my head until at least Thanksgiving.