Hey Canada: What The Fuck, Bro?

I hold security responsible here. All the security. The security at the border who allowed this couple into our great country. The security at the front gate for allowing these two into the arena toting that bucket of mayo. The security who were watching this on the jumbotron and didn’t act quickly enough to shield the children who saw this atrocity go down in real time. Put their passports in a paper shredder and ship them back on the first moose heading north.