The Saga Of Jordan Kuruc: The Penguins Fan Who Said He Hopes Boston Gets Bombed Again

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So last night this idiot Penguins fan tweeted out that he wanted Boston to get bombed again. Not surprisingly the response from social media has been swift and severe. Kid got absolutely thrashed on twitter proving once again that social media justice is way more brutal than frontier justice ever was. Within minutes of his tweet he had deleted it and was cowering in the corner begging for mercy. Just waving the white flag. Saying he was already kicked out of his band which is hilarious in and of itself.



His band even released a statement via facebook which is awesome. Like they are Beetles or something. Hey fellas nobody even knows you guys exist. No need to be releasing  statements.

Dear Ladies and Gentlemen,

It’s come to my attention that our singer has said something very inappropriate via social media that is incredibly out of line. (In fact, I just woke up to this backlash.) The statement he made is in NO way shape or form representative of ANY view this band has and even though I personally have nothing to do with what he said, I feel the need to apologize to anyone offended by his ignorant statement. Because of this, Jordan is now removed from this band. Thank you to the people that have brought this to our attention, and again, our apologies that you had to be exposed to such ignorance.

Signed, – Forbearance.


Anyway after basically tapping out last night it now appears this guy woke up with a new outlook on life and is now  embracing his role as the most hated guy on the planet.


To be honest I don’t hate this idiot. There is no doubt he said a moronic thing in the heat of the battle. As stupid a thing as you can say. He’s clearly is an imbecile of epic proportion. Probably one of the dumbest people on the face of the earth.  But I never really thought he meant it. He just went way overboard.  It’s like when a legally retarded kid does something that’s really inappropriate.  You just kind of look the other way because you know they don’t know any better.  That’s like this guy.  Jordan Kuruc isn’t smart enough to realize what he’s doing.  He doesn’t have the mental capacity to process it. He probably is mentally handicapped.  Like a legit retard in the truest sense of the word.

Don’t get me wrong I love watching him get thrashed on twitter because I love twitter thrashings, but I’m not nearly as offended as lots of people seem to be. Dane Cook is still a million times worse than this guy in my book. Either way it’s another fascinating look at how twitter can ruin your life in the blink of an eye and I’d have it no other way.