You’d Be A Fool An Idiot And A Fool Not To Mortgage Your House On the Bruins +160 For the Series Mortal Lock

I got to be dreaming right? Can somebody pinch me? Am I awake? The B’s are +160 against the Penguins? BAHAAHA! These are the times I thank Christ that I’m a hockey expert. It’s almost like people forgot how pathetic the Penguins defense is. They are AWFUL. Yes they got a lot of talented offensive players, blah, blah, blah. But they are soft. They don’t like going into corners. They don’t like getting hit. Sidney Crosby is a pussy. Malkin doesn’t even know how to spell forecheck. Just look at last year vs. the Flyers. The Flyers were scoring like 10 goals a game vs these guys. And what happened last time the B’s played an explosive offensive team like this? Do the 2011 Stanley Cup finals ring a bell? The Sedin Sisters? Chara is the great equalizer. He is going to manhandle the Penguins. I just don’t see anyway the Bruins lose this series. Every matchup favors us. It’s simple x’s and o’s really. Anybody who knows anything about hockey can see that.

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