Stop Me If You've Heard This Before, But The Body Language Of A Bears QB Is Being Discussed

This season is officially meta Bears. It was bad enough that an anemic offense was wasting an elite defense like we’ve seen in Chicago since the beginning of time, but now we are again having a QB body language conversation. And in case you got your brain erased in the last three years, by again I mean:

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The difference in 2019 with Mitch is that this conversation was not started by dopes on twitter or in the media, but by a dope head coach. Nagy telling Trubisky to go back and watch himself on the TV broadcast so he can study his body language. Great idea. Give the QB who is drowning one more thing to worry about on the field. And that is the problem because Trubisky absolutely takes this to heart. He’s doing double the film study heading into the Eagles game because he needs to track the amount of times that he smiled or looked to serious or whatever. Do you think Cutler cared what people said about his body language for more than one second?

There are all those theories from Elon Musk and people like that who say we are living in simulation. This is the type of thing that makes me believe it. We just relive the same emotions and thoughts and problems over and over again. The names are different, but our lives as Bears fans are stuck in the same repeating storyline over and over and over and we can’t escape. Body language…again. Unbelieavable.

PS: I miss Cutler. It didn’t work out here for a variety of reasons, but I would do it all over again with Jay because when Jay was at his best he was as good as just about anyone. They had a franchise caliber QB and the Bears just messed up by hiring Martz, Trestman, Fox, Ron Turner, Mike Fucking Tice, I mean come on. The one time Cutler had a good coordinator was with Adam Gase and he had an awesome year.