The Halloween Candy Power Rankings

 


Okay…that was clickbait headline, but here's the deal: I'm going to personally rank twenty random candies from best to worst in a slightly unconventional and cryptic manner (by pictures of their homophones that vary in lewdness from G to R-rated).  I know, I know—this has probably already been done millions of times, but please play along and see if you can guess which candy each clue represents.


Answer Key at bottom


 


1. 


candy1


 




 


2. 


candy2


 




 


3. 


candy8


 




 


4. 


takegive1


candy14


 


 




 


5. 


candy9


 


 




 


 


 


6. 


candy7




 


 


7. 


candy3


 




 


 


 


 


 


 


8. 


milkyway3


 


 




 


 


 


9. 


candy5


 




 


 


10. 


 


candy10


candy11


 


candy13


eminem4




 


 


 


 


11. 


candy15


 




 


 


 


12. 


rancher1


 




 


 


13. 


candy16




 


 


 


14. 


candy17




 


 


15. 


candy18




 


 


16. 


candy19


 




 


 


 


17.


candy4


 




 


 


 


 


 


 


18. 


candy20


 




 


 


 


19. 


candy22


 


 




 


 


 


20.


candy23


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


ANSWER KEY*


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


1. Reese's (B) Cups 


candy1


ANSWER1


 


 


2. Kit/Kat (Kit Kat)


answer2


3. Heath Bar


answer4


 


 


4. Take Five


takegive1


 


 


candy14


 


 


5. Air Head: Extreme (Airhead Xtremes)


candy9


 


6. 100 Grand Bars


answer3


 


7. Her/She Kiss (Hershey Kiss)


candy3


 


 


 


8. Milky Weigh (Milky Way)


milkyway3


 


 


9. Nerd's Rope 


candy5


 


robbie2


 


 


 


10. Pee/Nut Eminem Bars (Peanut M&M Bars)


candy10


candy11


 


candy13


eminem4


pnut


 


 


 


 


 


11. Charles' Tin Chew (Charleston Chew)


candy15


 


 


12. Jolly Rancher


 


rancher1


rancher2


 


 


 


13. Oh Henry!


candy16


 


 


Halloween Candy


 


 


 


 


 


 


14. G.O.B. Stoppers (Gobstoppers)


answer7


candy17


15. Allman Joy (Almond Joy)


answer9


16. Bury Mamba (Berry Mambas)


candy19


mamba


 


17. Blow Pops


candy4


 


 


 


 


18. Fun Dip


candy20


19. Tootsie Roles (Tootsie Rolls)


tootsiemovie


 


 


 


 


 


20. Sir Kiss/Pee Nuts (Circus Peanuts)


candy23