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Denver Guy Strapped Himself To A Jet Pack, Launched Off A Hotel And Floated Around Downtown For a Little Bit Yesterday

 

Still trying to decide if this video real or not.  I think it is.  Took him awhile to take off but when he finally launched himself off the top of that hotel, I almost passed out.  Not even kidding.  I thought I was prepared to see a guy floating around downtown Denver on a jet pack but I was not.  Not at all.  Maybe it was the camera angle or something but my stomach started doing back flips the second he took off.  With that said, I need jet packs to go the way of flat screen TVs.  You know, they start making them and all of the sudden everybody’s making better and better ones seemingly each day so the prices keep dropping drastically.  Because I want a jet pack.  Sure, I can barely watch a video of one and hate flying on planes but I’m positive I could handle a jet pack.  And if that doesn’t make sense then I don’t know what to tell you.  I’m an enigma.

Kind of off topic but does anybody remember the Facebook game Jetman?  Whatever happened to that?  It was so simple but so fun.  It looked like this:

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I was the KING at that game and I guarantee I could pick it up right now and drop a high score on everybody.  It’s just one of those games where I was so good that I know I’ll never lose my ability to be good at it.  Same thing with Tiger Woods 2007 on Xbox.  If you ever want the video game beating of a lifetime, we’ll cue up TW’07 and you’ll never be the same.