Houston On Lockdown After Astros Vendor Caught Taking A Dump With His Snowcones

HOUSTON – The Houston Astros are winning, the hot dogs are selling, and all is right with the world at Minute Maid Park. But not inside a men’s restroom. Cell phone video shows a ball park snow cone vendor sitting on a toilet in a stall with an entire box full of the products he’s about to sell. They sit on the bathroom floor right next to him.The person who recorded the video and gave it to Local 2 said: “I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. This guy is taking a dump. There’s no doubt about it. What sane person could possibly think, yeah this is a good idea. I’ll just put the food that I’m about to sell on the floor.”

Wait a minute? Did this article start off by saying the Astros are winning? Huh? Well I guess if having the worst record in baseball is winning than yeah I guess the Astros are winning alright. More importantly though who buys a snowcone at a baseball game anyway?  I mean snowcones are Top 3 messiest items to eat in the world.  You got to have some sort of stain deathwish or something.  So I don’t want to say you deserve to have it smell like a dump but you kind of do.

PS – Is it spelled snowcone or snocone?   I always thought you drop the w but I guess I’m wrong?