Kanye West Crashes Jimmy Kimmel, Goes On A Religious Rant, Then Calls Out Lottery Winner For Wearing Gucci

So Jimmy Kimmel made his annual pilgrimage to Brooklyn on Monday and has been doing shows there all week. Kanye stopped in last night and to the surprise of no one, delivered one of his signature rants. Here it is in its entirety…

It wasn’t bad in terms of demeanor, he seemed to be relatively calm and put together, but in terms of actual content…it was as bizarre as it gets. It almost felt like a CCD teacher trying to convince a group of kids that religion is cool. And why did he call out the lottery guy? The dude won $298 million, let him wear a fucking Gucci jacket in peace. I’m sure he already feels weird about it, no need to call him out.

Oh and you’re not a billionaire, Kanye. You were bitching about being in debt $40 million like a year ago. I’m pretty sure you didn’t have a $1,040,000,000 swing in twelve months. Then he tried to plug his album with quite possibly the worst video of all time.

WHAT IS THAT?! No one wants to listen to an album full of synthesized church hymns. They want you to rap. Hopefully the new album is better than whatever the hell that was. I think I speak for everyone when I say we miss the old Kanye. Need this guy back: