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That Russian Who Loaded His Arms Up With Oil Injections Got His Shit Spanked In The 1st Round Of His First MMA Match

I have to admit that as much as I want to, I can’t bring myself to hate this man. I mean “work smarter, not harder” is the motto that we should all be aspiring to live our lives by. And what is smarter than just loaded your arms up with some oil injections to get some absolute fucking python arms? I mean you’re lying to yourself right now if you don’t think that this dude has some kickass bi’s. Sure, they look a little preposterous on him considering the rest of his body looks like absolute dog shit. But his arms are still bigger than yours so shut up. And the best part is that he didn’t need to spend countless hours in the gym to attain those boulders in his bis. All he had to do was buy a couple bottles of Extra Virgin Olive Oil and a syringe. Olive oil can get a little expensive sometimes but as long as he stuck with the cheap shit, then he also saved a ton of money by not needing a gym membership. Seems genius to me.


The only thing that isn’t genius is thinking that just because your arms are filled with oil means that you actually have any type of strength. I mean when your chest cavity looks like a sunken bowl of cereal (shoutout OMTR), you’re not going to be getting a ton of power behind any of your punches. Not quite sure if anybody told our little Russian comrade here but punch strength isn’t just related to arm strength. You need a little chest, which he has none of. You need lower body strength, which he has none of. But he does have a ton of oil in his arms so he gave it the ol’ college try. But for the love of god, mate, if you’re going to end up getting in the ring to fight then you desperately need to keep your shirt on. Because if you walk in there looking like that.

Then you are going to end up calling for your mommy like this.

Maybe inject some of that oil into your neck next, build that up a little bit so you can’t get choked out.

Either way. Killer arms, bro. But maybe just save them for a Vegas pool party and keep them out of the octagon.