JJ Watt's Fiancee Was Eye Fucking His Phone Last Night

JJ Watt is big into repping the Astros. Makes sense considering the man is Houston through and through. 

Last night, Watt was in attendance to watch the Astros lose to the Nationals:

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The story here isn't about JJ, but instead, his girl:

Uhhhhhh, hey JJ, what are ya looking at over there?

That beautiful woman is JJ Watt's fiance, Kealia Ohai, who plays in the NWSL: 

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What throws a wrench in this whole thing is that she is technically blind:

SOURCE-Ohai, who is now a rookie forward for the expansion Dash of the National Women's Soccer League, suffered from rare astigmatisms that couldn't be corrected. She is now legally blind in her right eye.

In the photo above, she is clearly looking with her left eye, the one she is not legally blind in. Probably why she sat to JJ's right. Ohai isn't dumb. She knows what she's doing. I hope JJ does too. If not, it could get nuclear.