Weird Haircut Seth Just Killing It On the Campaign Trail Today Getting Signatures
@stoolpresidente no one knows what your weird haircut guy is doing in po square. He’s on a bench doing nothing needs a #presformayor sign
— Young Guns Hockey (@YoungGuns4u) May 15, 2013
@stoolpresidente dude I searched high and low for him. WTF! Not a good start. Was he hiding in a bush or under a bench?
— Lawrence maz (@LawrenceMasse) May 15, 2013
@stoolpresidente just spent my entire lunch hour in a full po square with no sign of weird haircut dude or anyone collecting signatures
— Bryan Engels (@bjengels) May 15, 2013
@stoolpresidente where the hell is the bro with the weird haircut?Now all I can do is get a gourmet hot dog twitter.com/mikeyspear/sta…
— Michael Spear (@mikeyspear) May 15, 2013
Hey @stoolpresidente I Finally found weird haircut Seth putting in work. twitter.com/NotFrankBeamer…
— Frank Beamer’s Neck (@NotFrankBeamer) May 15, 2013
El Pres and Weird Haircut Seth Email Exchange
On May 15, 2013, at 12:48 PM, “Dave Portnoy”
Just got tweet saying nobody knows what you’re doing. You’re just sitting on a bench picking your ass
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From: Seth Greenlaw
Sent: Wednesday, May 15, 2013 12:53 PM
To: Dave Portnoy
Subject: Re: Signatures
Security told me I had to take the sign down and I couldn’t ask anyone to sign. I’m waiting here for the volunteers to get back at 1.
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On May 15, 2013, at 12:56 PM, “Dave Portnoy” wrote:
Wtf is that all about? Security of who?
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From: Seth Greenlaw
Sent: Wednesday, May 15, 2013 12:59 PM
To: Dave Portnoy
Subject: Re: Signatures
Post office square is private property. Not sure by who.
Sent from my iPhone
What are the odds Weird Haircut Seth makes it through this campaign? Like 100-1? He’s getting a baptism under fire right now. Probably not the easiest thing to be a rookie campaign manager with no experience at all for a campaign that has no idea what they’re doing and letting the world watch the train wreck as it unfolds. But the bottomline is I need guys I can win with. I need winners. I need obnoxious in your face go getters. Not guys who sit on a park bench and do nothing. That’s Sales Guy’s job. I shouldn’t have had to pay for a signature company to get signatures but I did. Waste of campaign fiances to be honest. I got to step this shit up. Come on Weird Haircut Seth. It’s Game time. It’s like my old baseball coach used to say. You can’t eat your lunch on the bus and you can’t eat it on the field, but bring a lunch. Figure it out.
PS – How is Weird Haircut Seth wearing a hat here? His haircut is his thing.