We're Getting A New Star Wars Trailer At Halftime Tonight - Here Are My Predictions/Hopes

Tonight, at halftime of the Pats/Jets game, we’re getting a brand new trailer for ‘Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker’ (in theaters December 19th), and tickets will go on sale immediately afterwards are on sale. Here are my predictions/hopes for what we’ll see…

1. GIVE ME PALPATINE!!!

Look, we already know The Emperor is back in a big, bad way in this movie, and he’s already on the poster…

..so why not let us get a look at that old fuck after all these years? You think he’s still rockin that same black robe? Does he look like he did in ‘Return of the Jedi’ or even older and more fucked up because Vader threw him down that shaft? Lemme just get a PEAK at ol’ Sheev. Nothin crazy. Just a peak.

2. Let me see more of whatever the fuck this is…

Looks like the most amazing (and claustrophobic) space battle ever. I need more. Now.

3. EITHER Klaud or Babu Frick in action

This is Klaud…

This is Babu Frick…

They both look like hysterical stoner aliens to me. I love em. We’ve only seen them in photographs, though, so I’d like to see some in action.

4. Lightsaber Fighting/Lightsaber Edging

Either show me some sabers clashin, or just edge me and show me each and every moment until they do. I know they’ve done this in the past but it genuinely gets me every time. Nothing’s more hype than a lightsaber duel.

There ya have it. Meet ya back here at halftime to discuss.