I Made A Tik Tok With Angel Mammi5 And John Dees And Finally Understand Humor

KB and Kenjac already blogged about this famous Tik Tok couple taking over the world these past 2 months. I just wanted to show off how I got the Oscar worthy actors to feature in MY Tik Tok. Kenjac got Angel Mamii5 and John Dees to come to the office Friday night where they recorded some heaters. That video up top already has 180K views on their Tok! 180 THOUSAND. The first Tik Tok video I ever made got 153K views, and it wasn’t even that funny!

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Since then, I average like 1,000 views or some shit. This app is so corrupt. The algorithm is brain dead. It doesn’t even matter what hashtag you use. The Tik Tok Gods just select whatever they like and throw it on the #ForYou page where you became an instant sensation.

It’s damn near like rap today, it’s all about how you act and dress and not how you actually rap. Anyways, I’ve tested out putting different styles of videos to surpass the 153K viewed and nothing has beat it. Luckily, the masterminds of Tik Tok had time to guest star in my video to help me get that 154K viewed viral video.

I directed this Tik Tok the exact way they shoot theirs. If the video made you say “wtf” or made you close it within 10 seconds, I did my part right. So far, we’re at 3,500 views on Tik Tok. In other words, another dud. I hate this app and but will continue to build this platform until I lose my virginity. So probably forever.

Thank you Mami and John for potentially rebranding my Tik Tok page. They are a really nice couple and are doing something I can’t believe is working. Here’s to the parents I wish I had, more so of John because my real dad drank a lot. (Follow me on Tik Tok @mantis9531)