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Dana White In Response To Colby Covington Saying He'd Smack Him - "He's A Big Mouth Fucking Idiot. Good Luck With That."

Noted bigot Colby Covington came out this week and said that if Dana White tried to strap the UFC Welterweight Championship around his waist come December 14th, “when” he beats Kamaru Usman, he’d smack the UFC President right in the face. Dana begs to differ.

In response, Uncle Dana just hit em with a “Good luck with that”, and let us know how he really feels when he called the MAGA troll a “big mouth fucking idiot”.

This once again proves him to be the greatest President/Commissioner in all of sports, not only because of the hysterical response, but because there’s likely not even going to be any repercussions for Colby here. He said some shit, Dana said some shit, and that’s probably the end of it. Imagine a player on the Patriots saying that if Goodell tried to show up to Foxborough, they’d tackle his ass on the spot? They’d probably be slapped with twelve different lawsuits, suspended for 6 games, and sentenced to life in prison effective the second they retire. Not in the UFC tho – their model for how you can talk to your boss appears to be a lot closer to that of Barstool Sports.

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Everyone in the world also knows that Colby would never try such a thing, which helps, because while he’s a phenomenal fighter, he’s really a quiet/shy dude who’s constantly just rehearsing his pre-written lines behind-the-scenes. That is, at least, according to his former friends, teammates, and various UFC employees that I’ve spoken with who are always around him.