Does This Look Like The Face Of A Dude Arrested After Escaping Prison?


(Colombia)Police in the north of Colombia on Monday arrested an escaped prisoner who apparently tried to avoid capture by dressing as a woman and even getting breast implants. After escaping from prison where he had been sentenced to serve 60 years, Giovanni Rebolledo reportedly decided to get breast implants to help him avoid capture. Despite his rather impressive new rack, Police were able to identify and capture Rebolledo during a routine stop and search in the Viejo Prado district of the northern coastal city of Barranquilla. Following his extreme make-over, the suspect reportedly was involved to some degree in prostitution in the area.


Bravo, Colombian policia! Bra-fucking-vo! Locating Giovanni Rebolledo is more impressive than tracking down John Mason. People talk a lot of trash about South American police (on account of the rampant violence, poverty, extortion, drug trafficking, etc), but today you done good. Any time you can look at a chick who looks like any number of latina pornstars I’ve jerked off to and recognize that it’s an escaped prisoner then I’ll award you a super sleuth badge. Hell you’ve told me that’s him and I’m still not even sure. Throw a nurses outfit and a “Big Ass” tag on a video of Giovanni and I still might take a looksie. Just to be sure.