Wake Up With Jose Altuve Hitting The Train In Houston With A Monster Dong

I love watching Jose Altuve hit baseballs. It’s like a video game where you create the littlest guy and just have him mash. That is what Altuve does, and that’s what he did yesterday when he hit his 12th postseason home run. The guy just produces in October. 12 is a shit load of postseason home runs too, good for the little guy. Him hitting the train here is damn impressive too. I mean thats a shot to get it out there. Just tanked it right off Thomas the Tank Engine up there. I could watch him hit dingers all day.