KING OF CHINA
LEBRON THE ACTIVIST
Fresh off the presses! For all you Lebron fans who want to crush freedom of speech and oppress the masses we got a Pro Lebron/Pro China/Pro Communism tshirt for you. The writing below the image says “Fuck Daryl Morey.” These should sell like hotcakes in Beijing.
Now don’t worry folks. For all you silly human rights activists we have something for you too. After all I’ve always said both blue states and red states buy tshirts. Well the same is true for Democracies and Socialist States. And let’s not forget that just a few short months ago Lebron was very pro freedom of speech. So we also launched The Lebron Civil Rights tshirt. This way you can wake up every morning and decide whether you want to be a capitalist or a communist depending on how it effects your bank account just like Bron Bron does.