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Guy Caught Red Handed Masturbating On A Train In England

 

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When your mom walks into your room and you try to act natural.

 

(Source) AN UNFORTUNATE commuter stumbled upon a randy bloke performing a solo sex act on a train so did the only thing he could – filmed it and posted it online. Now the footage – taken by the passerby through a carriage window while the train was waiting at a station – is going viral on Twitter. It wasn’t a pleasant wake up call for one Twitter user, who wrote: “Just had the “Blackfriars Train Fapper” video retweeted into my timeline. *throws breakfast banana in the bin*” While another was just relieved: “I occasionally get the train at blackfriars and have a skinhead.

“Seen that video and it’s not me so massive relief there. Phew.” The man filming the video, which is now circulating on Instagram and Vine, can be heard saying: “Did I really just catch this guy bashing himself off? Wow. At Blackfriar’s you know.”

 

 

 

I don’t understand a word of what was said in the above article or the terms the guy was using in the video but that doesn’t matter, because I don’t need to understand any of it to know that right there is an OUTRAGEOUS move. Just not giving a fuck about anything. Jerking off in broad daylight for the whole world to see. Most guys who have the need to look at porn in public at least excuse themselves to the bathroom to finish the job, a simple courtesy to let everyone know they may be an animal but they’re not a Savage, but not this guy, this guy is ready to go to town on himself anywhere, any place, anytime. Just sitting their bashing himself off. Bash brothers for life.

 

 

 

Also love how you know he found exactly what he wanted when he went from 1st gear to 5th gear. That’s the best, when you finally land on what you were looking for.

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